Take a look at this picture Stephen, and ask yourself, where is your God now?
Behold! Mnomiquah! Lord of Sloth and White Peppered Gravy! Those of the Coyote Grille spoke of his vastness. Dismissing their cautions with a wave of my hand, I ordered forth, madness gleaming in my eyes. But, instead of the joy I'd hoped for from such daring an order, there came only a shuddering emptiness, a chasm that coffee and apple juice could not fill; and then I saw at last a fearful truth which no one had ever dared to breathe before, the unwhisperable secret of secrets, that fact that this steak, batter dipped as to be chicken-friend, and slathered rich a gravy as rich and deep and thick as time and memory itself, was set in front of me, its density and matter that the very light above us was bent and warped around it.
Long story short, I barely dented this guy.
(btw, in this pic fully 1/5 of this behemoth is obscured by the biscuits and eggs)
The flash drive is the only edible thing in this picture.
ReplyDeleteI would have had no problem polishing that baby off, but I think that's only because a part of my body is constantly wishing for my destruction, and has no regard for what food I eat or how fast it gets to my stomach.
ReplyDeleteEw.
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